The Got Dawn Get Down FAQs


Why do I have to buy a ticket?

We tried to find a band, caterer, and bar service that were free. They don't exist.

What should I wear?

It's not a halloween party, but costumes are welcome. Otherwise, shoes are recommended, shirts are required, and open umbrellas will not be permitted as accessories.

Is there a nursery?

No. But people of all ages are welcome. Just don't hand your little baby off to somebody who says they are cute and then disappear to dance with your boo for an hour. 

What's the "special announcement"?

Beyonce is having twins.

Do I have to be a member of DOWNTOWN CHURCH to come?

No. Please, please, please crash this party. Just be grownup about it and buy a ticket.

Is there a valet service?

If someone does offer to park your car and gives you a little piece of paper with a number on it, they are probably going to steal your car. There is no valet service.

Is there a silent auction?

No. The church has a zero-tolerance policy against silent auctions, carnivals, parades, clowns, and powdered cream for coffee.

Should I bring a gift for Dawn?

No. Dawn likes people. Showing up is the gift.

Can I buy tickets at the door?

No. Nobody will be standing at the door selling tickets or checking to see if you have one. If you want to steal money from Jesus and sneak in without buying a ticket online in advance, you can.